On the bus today this guy kept turning around to wink at me.
I had a banana for breakfast so when he turned again I glared at him, and without breaking eye contact, bit it in two.
He didn’t bother me again.
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On the bus today this guy kept turning around to wink at me.
I had a banana for breakfast so when he turned again I glared at him, and without breaking eye contact, bit it in two.
He didn’t bother me again.
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if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
so last night I went to my redneck town’s high school graduation because my sister was in it and let me tell you some things
1. always sit in front of the tipsy farmers because they will have the best commentary
2. instead of normal applauding, people brought cowbells and those duck hunting whistles from the show Duck Dynasty
3. people also snuck in whiskey and moonshine for the boring parts
4. students got 12 packs of shitty beer for graduation presents
5. there were a lot of almost brawls
6. the boys wore camo hats under their graduation robes
7. there was a special dedication for all the students going into the military (which was over half the class)
8. the ceremony was outside so you could smell all the nearby farms, and people were sneaking out early to milk/feed their animals and then coming back
— Shabana Mir, How Not to Rescue Muslim Women (via eibmorb)
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I hardly ever get to see stuff like this elsewhere, these folks being playful and humanized! It’s awesome.
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